Beauty of Chaos;
  • Kyle: Fuck off!
  • Me: Go fuck yourself. I won't have sex with you tonight.
  • Kyle: It's okay, I got a Nook.
  • Me: I got a Kindle... and a vibrator.
  • Kyle: I know you do. And I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's held it.
  • Five minutes later
  • Pierre: We're going to get drunk tomorrow.
  • Me: It's going to be a guys night. I won't be here.
  • Kyle: I'll have no one to take out my sexual aggression on.
  • Me: Oh, well, you have a Nook, so..
  • For the record, Kyle and I weren't fighting or even being serious. That's just our humorous.