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Kyle:
Fuck off!
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Me:
Go fuck yourself. I won't have sex with you tonight.
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Kyle:
It's okay, I got a Nook.
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Me:
I got a Kindle... and a vibrator.
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Kyle:
I know you do. And I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's held it.
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Five minutes later
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Pierre:
We're going to get drunk tomorrow.
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Me:
It's going to be a guys night. I won't be here.
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Kyle:
I'll have no one to take out my sexual aggression on.
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Me:
Oh, well, you have a Nook, so..
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For the record, Kyle and I weren't fighting or even being serious. That's just our humorous.